Poll Results

Since it's everyone's least favorite chore around the house...

What feature would you most like to see in the bathroom of the future?

A self-cleaning toilet.
86%
Hands-free toilet paper dispenser.
2%
A way to beam dirty clothes left on the floor into the hamper.
12%

8/10/2012:

You can call ‘em stupid, but I think their tricks are pretty smart…

What's the cutest and most annoying thing your pet does?

The way he snatches food out of the air and pushes his bowl when he want to be fed.
33%
Playing dead on his back till someone scratches his tummy and laying on my feet so I can’t move.
67%
Fetching the paper from outside and sometimes bringing in another critter instead of the paper!
0%

8/4/2012:

Shut up and kiss me…

What’s the best way to approach someone at work you’re interested in?

Become friends first and see what happens.
40%
Be bold and ask them out.
0%
Dating a co-worker? Are you nuts!
60%

7/29/2012:

C’mon, where’s your American pride…

Are you into the Olympics?

The major stuff sure, but there are too many minor events I just don’t get.
75%
All of it. I even record what I can’t see live so I can watch it later!
0%
Put me down for the opening and closing ceremonies. Other than that…
25%

7/22/2012:

How can we keep our kids safe…

Should metal detectors be installed at movie theaters?

Before Aurora I would have said no. But now…
17%
No, that’s not the kind of society I want to live in.
67%
We’d be foolish to think what happened might not happen again.
17%

7/15/2012:

I would do that in a heartbeat...

What would you be willing to do for a bikini body?

Give up a pay raise AND a promotion.
0%
Sing karaoke in front of 100 strangers.
0%
Give a speech in public.
25%
Sorry. I already loves me some me.
75%

7/8/2012:

Which of your man's family members do you best connect with?

His mom.
60%
His brothers and sisters.
0%
His dad.
40%

7/5/2012:

Enough already…

Which cliche makes you want to scream?

It's not rocket science.
14%
The fact of the matter is.
14%
To be honest with you.
71%

6/30/2012:

It’s just an excuse to shoot fireworks…

Are you as patriotic as you used to be?

Yesiree Bob. Still fly my flag!
50%
Sorry, but the economy has bummed me out.
0%
Politics and the 24/7 news cycle have really turned me off.
50%

6/24/2012:

I’d be all over that…

What kind of drive-thru would you LIKE to see?

Post office.
78%
Flower shop.
0%
Convenience store.
11%
Liquor store!
11%

6/17/2012:

I’m so desperate I’ll try ANYthing…

What’s your sure-fire cure for hiccups?

Scare them!
80%
Bite into a slice of lemon dipped in sugar
0%
Sip a little club soda and lime.
20%